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Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42922) - you deserved it (9378)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

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Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

#6 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:34am by Jimboom

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Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

#3 - On 03/06/2009 at 10:15am by acrho

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