Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched...

By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

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DrConstantine 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:12

Watch where you're sticking your hands, moron.

beberrr92_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:56

favs.

Liveanotherday 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Haha...sorry but that's just too funny. What was your teacher's reaction?

fatalkiss 0

Monday 22 March 2010 4:18

you didn't proceed to stretch your arms you just ******* stretched them

htownlove 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 17:10

true @52

sea333 3

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:41

its called using your peripherals. you use them to look around and make sure nothing is in your way.

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

UnluckyChicka 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 4:09

haha, if he got hard she is :D

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:12

nah, but she definitely got the D

z4opv14 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:32

How is this a FML?

andy231245 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:09

It's an fml because he had to play it off like he meant to do it and keep going till the teacher was satisfied.

Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

8ccheng 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:52

LOL I would have loved to see his reaction

KRYPTON1T3 5

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:52

rofl.

Tenantry 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:45

Lol @ 6 People do anything to get good grades. Made me lol though all the same :)

Spider_fml 9

Friday 6 March 2009 16:59

For this FML, it would be rather relevant to know if you're a guy or a girl...

King_of_Kings_2 0

Friday 6 March 2009 17:56

#6 good one. lol

courtneyissofuck 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:17

did he acknowledge it?!

useless06 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:31

lol @ #6, and truth @ #8. knowing his reaction would be key...

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