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Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)

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YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.

#7 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:22pm by potentpotable

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This is why you don't drink and drive.

#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:08pm by eshy

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