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Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15884) - you deserved it (46707)

On 03/05/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by cane - United States (North Carolina)

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