Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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adraper7484 0
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you'd is actually you would. so don't add the extra would or your sentence will be redundent.
generalcheif123 0
Grammar Nazi!!!!!!!
nyskier360 9
Too bad they didn't put an extra would
marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
greenman_fml 0
thats hot
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
haleyashton 0
if your mom thinks you'd enjoy going down on her or ******* her in any manner that's jacked up my mom would've been joking when she said it...my mom actually jokes like that ever since i came out as pansexual. it's hilarious to me. but thats a bitch move if it's not a joke. :/ sorryman.
Ken_fml 0
I'm kind of hesitant but, what's pansexual?
dragonstrike94 8
Same as Bisexual
royalthehusky 2
Pansexuality is having feelings for any human being, no matter what gender. It's not quite bisexuality. Bisexuality only has the two "main" genders- Male and female. Pansexuality includes transgendered, gender fluent, etc.
_TheAtheist_ 10
Lol. Pansexuality is a fad, and a joke. If you feel "forced into labels" when people are generous enough to humor you with "bisexuality," you must have been dropped on your head as a baby by your sorry inbreeding excuse for a family.
Nederlander95 14
It's bisexuals who think it isn't different enough so they make up a new word. It's the same thing, there's like 4 other terms for it too, each have slight nuances, they're all the same thing.
AvengingAngelx 20
Pansexuality is also being attracted to someone's personality rather than their gender.
DoomSkuller 28
Basically, it's not caring about gender but the person.
SocialAmethyst 20
That moment when theirs only 2 Genders.
Mtti 0
thats F'ed up, you should tell your mom that if you were straight that would mean you'd probabaly F&*@£ you're dad....would that be better but I suppose he has a penis so its all good...right?? tell you're mom to grow up and stop being selfish
Mtti 0
its a good thing I'm not you're daughter. homophobe.
arms_akimbo 0
That's pretty ****** up.
hayleyyy 0
Your mom sounds like my mom. :/