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By dammit grandma - 02/05/2016 05:40 - United States - Brownwood

Today, I invited my McDreamy guy over & no one was home, about 30 minutes later my grandma comes stumbling in drunk af and starts taking off her clothes right in front of him; I will not be getting a text from him anytime soon, FML

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creativelexi 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:23

People on this site need to learn how to lock doors!

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:33

It's a reference to the show grey's anatomy. The main love interest's nickname is McDreamy.

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creativelexi 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:23

People on this site need to learn how to lock doors!

moonlight77 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:18

McDreamy?? What does he work at McDonald's? Do you love McNuggets as well?

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:33

It's a reference to the show grey's anatomy. The main love interest's nickname is McDreamy.

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