Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

by mother teresa was a cunt / 09/17/2015 at 10:54am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.

    #2 - On 09/17/2015 at 6:10pm by iNewKid

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  • Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.

    #1 - On 09/17/2015 at 6:10pm by jasonswife423

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