Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

by Lord Buttfuck IV / 08/29/2015 at 10:06am / France / Miscellaneous

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  • Your mom needs to let up. That's ridiculous

    #3 - On 08/29/2015 at 6:08pm by carl_carl_

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  • You should get back at her by putting one of those rubber poop monsters under the toilet lid. It'll pop up when she opens it. It might extend your punishment but it'll send a harsh message about the horrors of a lowered toilet seat.

    #2 - On 08/29/2015 at 6:08pm by HairyPunisher

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