Today, I was putting the cat outside. He wouldn't go, so I kicked him. Then I woke up to my husband screaming. I’d been dreaming, and the "cat" I kicked was his family jewels. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2015 at 4:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha
#1 - On 08/21/2015 at 2:06pm by vicky_lynnnnn
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How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?
#5 - On 08/21/2015 at 2:08pm by ThatHorse
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