Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

by Not turnt / 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...

    #1 - On 07/27/2015 at 6:08pm by Fuaaad1994

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  • You should prove her wrong

    #2 - On 07/27/2015 at 6:08pm by molly471

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