Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

by ow my kidneys / 07/14/2015 at 6:33am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Miscellaneous

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  • Should have turned back and threw her off the slide

    #3 - On 07/14/2015 at 6:25pm by Yazoo77

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  • Well, that lady doesn't sound like the brightest crayon in the box. Sorry OP, I hope your back turned out to be okay :-/

    #9 - On 07/14/2015 at 6:33pm by EmmaRey

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