Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both...

By Potty-Pot - 23/01/2017 10:00

Today, my flatmate took his hour plus long shower while we both tried to get ready for work. I had a choice to wet myself or pee in a cooking pot. I chose the pot. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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By Burny - 12/10/2017 16:00

Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2012 06:26 - United States - Portland

Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML

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By crankg - 21/10/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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TabooSushi 24

Monday 23 January 2017 10:35

Sounds like it's time to talk about shower time and what's an appropriate length when you only have one toilet in the house. At the very least, he should ask if you have to use the toilet before he takes the place over.

Thor1012 28

Monday 23 January 2017 10:17

um surely there was a way around this? a neighbour? nearby toilets? forgive my ignorance I don't live in flat.. but convinced there was another way

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Catdragon 40

Monday 23 January 2017 10:16

Do you not have shower curtains?

TabooSushi 24

Monday 23 January 2017 10:36

It looks like OP may be female, and her flatmate is clearly male, so she's probably not comfortable with doing her business while he's in there.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Monday 23 January 2017 17:59

I'd pee right next to him, I don't care. In fact, after an hour I'd get in the shower with him and pee in there

Thor1012 28

Monday 23 January 2017 10:17

um surely there was a way around this? a neighbour? nearby toilets? forgive my ignorance I don't live in flat.. but convinced there was another way

TabooSushi 24

Monday 23 January 2017 10:35

longtimedrip 0

Monday 23 January 2017 11:24

been there, chick here takes 2.5 hours to "get ready" then another 40 minutes before she actually leaves for work, then another 1.5 hours when she gets home. I either just go in or cop knock on the bathroom door.

Miss_080 21

Monday 23 January 2017 11:55

Hour plus long shower? Sounds like you need to get a new flat mate. I thought my 25min showers were long.

logank013 20

Monday 23 January 2017 12:08

Kitchen Sink?

Fireant_man 6

Monday 23 January 2017 12:46

Just walk in and use the toilet

Soninuva 41

Monday 23 January 2017 12:58

That's quite an excessive length for a shower when getting ready for work. I understand some people like to occasionally relax with a hot bath, but that's generally after work, or on a day off.