Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML

by Microtron / 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

    #1 - On 03/03/2015 at 5:12am by WellHelloThere47

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  • I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

    #2 - On 03/03/2015 at 5:14am by nana_star

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