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Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40255) - you deserved it (12275)

On 03/04/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by a person - United States (California)

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Well, did you finish?

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:00am by that_one_guy

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#1, Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:07am by ohmygolly

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