Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2014 at 4:14pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

    #2 - On 12/09/2014 at 6:11pm by Beaker318

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  • That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

    #3 - On 12/09/2014 at 6:12pm by Murilirum

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