Today, it's my birthday. My grandma posted about it on her Facebook wall, but people got confused and thought it was her birthday instead. She got twice as many birthday wishes as I did, and that's including the ones I got outside of Facebook. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Friends and family
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML
Party hard!
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday. FML
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Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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TypoFairy 20
Happy Birthday, OP!
MrSassypants 33
#2, it's your birthday too? Well then can you tell your grandmother happy birthday for me? Thanks.
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Comments (56)
TypoFairy 20
Happy Birthday, OP!
blaw24 1
Sorry OP but I feel like you're one of those people that are gravely concerned about how much likes you get on Facebook and all that nonsense. It really doesn't matter
Nescology 11
Well since OP's grandma is older, there's a chance that she'll know a lot more people than OP himself
Duriexp 20
yeah happy birthday op. I bet your grandma didn't get any birthday wishes of FML users :)
lukian_fml 29
It was my birthday too! Happy birthday OP.
MrSassypants 33
#2, it's your birthday too? Well then can you tell your grandmother happy birthday for me? Thanks.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Happy Birthday #2
codblueangel 4
So was mine!
syed121417 22
Aw, that sucks. Happy (late) birthday! I just can't figure out how people got confused by her Facebook post? But the fact that she got more wishes means nothing. People put 'happy birthday' on any Facebook wall even if they don't know the person well. Keep you head up, OP!
JMichael 25
You're right about that. People that hardly talk to me at all will post 'Happy Birthday' on my wall when it comes around. All though I am thankful for the sentiment at the same time it's like why the hell are you posting on my wall?
Classy_Sassy_15 15
it just means she's popular!! Happy Birthday OP!!!
FrozenMusic 26
Aw I'm sorry, Happy Birthday OP!!! (:
vikky538 28
your grandma's following comes with age.....many happy returns of the day OP...people who wish you truly ..mean it...don't count the love by number of posts on facebook...
mywhitebear 12
Hahahaha, that sucks booty.
Scarylizard1798 23
I guess your grandma is one popular lady XD happy birthday tho op
i8cake 12
Happy birthday!
bleeping 5
At least your grandma is wishing you a happy birthday! Good intentions there. Happy Birthday to you!
wantmeasandwich 26
At least she didn't throw an iron at OP and kick him out of the house!
WeLikeIke 23
Well, you'll get a lot of wishes here on FML! Happy Birthday, OP!