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By j_portal - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlstadt

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 486
You deserved it 5 682

Top comments

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

Comments

incoherentrmblr 21

I guess it wanted to look a gift horse in the mouth...

Misswildsides 22

Or accidental biting into the moth. Yuck.

#37: No, just no. That was bad... You can leave now.

The only real question here is, did OP spit or swallow?

incoherentrmblr 21

#45 & 46, awesome username, unfortunate comments. Good effort though...

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

You would do very well in advertisement.... though saying you would do well in advertisement is both a compliment and an insult, so I'm sorry.

I was thinking OP's mouth was open possibly because they were screaming and/or gasping about the moth flying around the phone?

#50 for some reason I laughed while trying to imagine your comment

Anyone else think of the image this results in?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I'd rather get my protein from chicken and salmon, thanks. *shudders*

There was an OP who swallowed a moth... It tasted so good they made it into broth.

#52 you just brought back so many good memories!!! http://bussongs.com/songs/there-was-an-old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly.php

Maybe Op was laughing at something they read on their phone?

nikmiester 7

Look at #15's reply to #4 for the real reason *straight face*

Were u yawning.. Or something else? Next time turn the tv on

Have-moth-in-my-mouth achievement unlocked