Gross, Insects and Animals: Surprise visitor

Surprise visitor

By j_portal - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlstadt

Today, as I was laying in bed in my dark room, with only my phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into my open mouth. FML

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foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:26

do you just sit there with your mouth hanging open?

cakefete2 30

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:33

OP was in awe of their new phone's crystal clear ultra HD display.

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BigGreenFrog 4

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:28

Yum

pwnman 33

Sunday 26 October 2014 23:45

"Shit. Turns out this moth is gay. I'm straight, now I shall die out of sadness."

randomname98 22

Monday 27 October 2014 0:56

So I have an irrational fear of moths, just reading this FML almost gave me an anxiety attack.

FISHY15 5

Monday 27 October 2014 3:29

Not as bad as the guy who got a huge ass moth stuck in his ear

cjwayy 22

Monday 27 October 2014 4:22

Oh Jesus Christ that's ******* disgusting. I'm so sorry, OP.

joeypaulson20 7

Monday 27 October 2014 5:33

stop watching **** with you mouth open

doughdreads 7

Monday 27 October 2014 5:56

deserved it... mouth breather.

sailorzoe 14

Monday 27 October 2014 7:52

Ewwww you're a mouth breather. YDI

Nat52482 25

Monday 27 October 2014 8:58

Well reading that made me close my mouth... I'm doing the exact same thing...minus the moth of course XD

more4me 27

Monday 27 October 2014 10:02

That was a kamikaze moth .

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