Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML

by anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • pff, their fault, would have gotten up anyway.

    #1 - On 10/22/2014 at 4:46am by yamazumi

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  • I wouldn't hold it in if I were you, it's just a siren, not a cage of lions.

    #4 - On 10/22/2014 at 4:49am by Rinat

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