Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
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Sell it to a white person.
#1 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:29pm by expertsmilee
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Not for long you're not.
I'm kidding that'd make you look like a corn dog
#2 - On 08/31/2014 at 6:29pm by silvercamaro
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