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Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37155) - you deserved it (4992)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

#1 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:37am by Awesomeaxel

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kinky.

#3 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:38am by Queen_bee1234

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