Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
by AgentOrion / 08/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
#1 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:37am by Awesomeaxel
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#3 - On 08/29/2014 at 9:38am by Queen_bee1234
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