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Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37302) - you deserved it (8815)

On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

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Swiper no swiping
Swiper be wiping

#2 - On 08/27/2014 at 5:45pm by Brooke5702

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I guess you can say you were literally tired of them stealing your windshield wipers.

#3 - On 08/27/2014 at 5:45pm by xR3cKl3sSx

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