I got drunk in Vegas and went to a club and danced with a couple chicks. Long story short my neck has bite marks and is bruised... I think I got attacked by vampires or girls who don't know how to do a hicky

A limit it good. But you don't become an alcoholic after a week. Having hangovers doesn't make you an alcoholic either. OP is being melodramatic

That, or OP could just MOVE to Ireland. Or Canada, come to think of it.

Looks more like a YDI than a FML.. your actions after all no one force you to drink alcohol.

so bloody right mate, every hangover is a total ydi

You're blaming Ireland on you becoming an alcoholic? Seriously???

Seems like the Lock of the Irish I guess...

3, please don't pursue any profession in which you would have to give advice, especially not in alcoholism/drug abuse. You know what, just don't get a job at all.

53- Now that you mention it, it sounds like the rantings of a hobo.

Agreed. It was your decision, OP, to drink, was it not? YDI.

Oooooh trust me, its a very true stereotype

Just like to say that IM IRISH

Umm that's not at all what this FML is saying.

Yes. Yes, you can.

actually #4 is right. being from England I can safely say that it's an unwritten rule that if you go Ireland, you drink.

And being from Ireland, I can safely say it's an unwritten rule that if you don't want to drink nobody will bother you about it.

drinking and getting smashed are very different

damm it! a part of my life was a lie

I live in Dublin and it's safe to say I don't wake up hungover everyday.

I've lived in Ireland for seven years now, and I don't drink at all. That said, I have noticed that if the unsuspecting wander into an Irish pub, especially in a small town, the locals are so damn friendly and chatty that it's almost impossible to escape again. They'll just keep you talking for hours, and buy you drinks if you don't buy your own. >>

You don't have to drink if you go to Ireland. It's such a stereo type. Although #34 has a point, if you walk into a local, you will be bought drinks by locals at the bar, but thats just because the Irish are chatty, friendly people. I'm pretty sure every country has locals like that though. Especially in a small town. We're just up for the craic! (Craic meaning 'fun' not a type of drug)

I wish I had the money to go to Ireland along with Germany and Netherlands.

Probably safe to say your an alcoholic and our country did not influence you

#5, because it's totally lucky to develop a drinking problem as well as destroy your liver.

Read an Irish history book, we're aren't really that lucky...

you're new here. ill help you out. take that "hashtag" shit and leave

#no

This isn't twitter, sir.

Or even Facebook. Hashtags are not welcome.

just BC u guys have a problem with them doesn't mean u need to put someone else down... personal I dislike them but it doesn't matter whether I do or don't people use them all the time get over it.

Or you could just like the feeling of being drunk. No need to lump together everyone who drinks.

Where did you get that definition from? O_o

He got it from Wikipedia, I also don't understand why I got thumbs down so much

Actually, alcoholism is defined as the inability to function or feel normal without alcohol in your system. The emotional problem thing is certainly true most of the time, but it doesn't define every alcoholic.

#9 I agree completely.

58, and you'd also be wrong.

Then you replace your alcoholism with diabetes!

theres low fat licorice

Good thing fat content in food has anything to do with diabetes, 65! (Hint: diabetes is an inability to process glucose correctly.) (Bonus hint: licorice, in the red form, shouldn't contain any fat in the first place. It's basically processed sugar.)

Maybe 65 is those kind that believes only fat ppl can get diabetes.

or you could mix liquor and liquorice :D

as in "no self control"?