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Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

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On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You should feel like an asshole, are you in sixth grade? I didn't know then"kick me" gag was still existent.

#1 - On 08/22/2014 at 6:02pm by OysterPearls

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Were you not expecting some one to kick him? F that random guys life, not yours...

#2 - On 08/22/2014 at 6:03pm by _FML_Austin_

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