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Man or woman?

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43760) - you deserved it (2910)

On 08/21/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by stepshart - Canada (Ontario)

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Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman

#1 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:09pm by alex_622

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What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.

#5 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:12pm by liquidhydrogen

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