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Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20170) - you deserved it (45141)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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Justice.

#3 - On 08/11/2014 at 7:16pm by Welshite

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was there no paper around either

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 7:13pm by capthigh

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