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Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38575) - you deserved it (3501)

On 08/09/2014 at 4:56am - misc - by Anonymous - Malawi

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I wonder it he's the kind that prefers little boys...?

#1 - On 08/09/2014 at 1:43pm by JustForRetorts

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He's probably been single for too long..

#2 - On 08/09/2014 at 1:43pm by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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