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Today, my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to the Caribbean. I was ecstatic and broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, "Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening!" then left for work, laughing his arse off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43943) - you deserved it (8430)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

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Your dad sounds awesome.

#1 - On 07/25/2014 at 11:04pm by Jazoo1

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And that's why you love him even more...

#3 - On 07/25/2014 at 11:05pm by dawood_k

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