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Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

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Dang, how long has it been since you talked to your mom?

#2 - On 07/11/2014 at 7:07pm by knoxxx

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Well I bet that was an awkward conversation..

#1 - On 07/11/2014 at 7:06pm by notabeachbabe

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