By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML
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jazzy_123 20

hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol

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kelsorg 21

blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail

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jazzy_123 20

hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol

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Roskosity 22

When I bowl, my thumb gets stuck.

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jazzy_123 20

your comment is completely normal but add a picture like that and it sound so mental haha

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Demig0d6 14

Plot twist: op's girlfriend is also 3 years old

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Preposterous 8

#44, ahhh...no. Just no.

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MisterEx 28

#44 - day 32. The subject is showing tendencies for pedophilia. I am going to wait couple more days before taking him down town. How's that for a plot twist?

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Nezumi04 20

Alright. I'm just gonna say it: "Niko it your cousin! Let's go bowling!"

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superrocket19 17

Bowling is one of the hardest sports. Beginners luck... :)

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xNotCreative 13

I can't even begin to tell you how wrong you are.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Seriously, I have more precision playing basketball. And that's saying something.

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piff7 14

#38, try bowling a game over 200 and not leaving an open a single frame. Which since you seem ignorant enough to not know what an open is it means that you didn't get a strike or a spare

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Misskreher 30

Physically, no. Mentally, definitely. I'm on my schools bowling team and it takes a LOT of focus.

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FMLkoala 28

Hate to be a grammar nazi but I think you mean points not point.

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jazzy_123 20

I'm pretty sure OP didn't write it in singular form on purpose.

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Foto_1 12

"Many point" is incorrect. Even if OP is trying to imply he only got one point, many means "a large number of" so you'll always be using plural for a word following it.

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rocker_chick105 31

Not only is OP's grammar fine, but you are a threadjacker as well. Congrats!

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kelsorg 21

blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail

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JJ_86 22

Or it could be that the kid just got lucky. My best score in bowling is still the one I got the very first time I rolled.

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blackbeltballet 4

Lmao..her brother In law? That means she's married. Sorry son

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mellyski 25

#8, His girlfriends sister is married. So the girlfriend has a brother-in-law, not a husband.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Clearly you're not the brightest. How on earth did you get that the girlfriend is married from "brother-in-law"? The name itself implies that he's married to a sibbling of hers..

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SmoothPancakes 10

You just went full retard. You should never go full retard.

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sirpantselot 22

****! Just upvoted by accident. Undo! Undo!

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tylerspraypaints 5

Her brother in law as in their sisters husband You're dumb..sorry son

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ihpp 22

don't feel bad OP. I once bowled a 10. you're not alone.

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1dvs_bstd 41

she may have a talent for it... who knows?

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kingkevin2001 9

Better luck next time! I hope you pin point where your mistakes were.

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