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Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML


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On 06/26/2014 at 10:58am - misc - by DF (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol

#2 - On 06/26/2014 at 5:19pm by jazzy_123

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blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail

#6 - On 06/26/2014 at 5:21pm by kelsorg

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