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Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38351) - you deserved it (4534)

On 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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well it does supply more cushioning if she ever falls front forward . . .

#2 - On 06/22/2014 at 7:50pm by Becca_Bear_98

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Anyone in a loving relationship will tell you. It's all about the personalitits.

#4 - On 06/22/2014 at 7:51pm by xlord

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