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Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52426) - you deserved it (4578)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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I hope your dad agreed to replace everything he damaged!

#3 - On 06/22/2014 at 10:08am by VasilisaUzhasnaj

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sounds like it's time to move out.

#2 - On 06/22/2014 at 10:08am by gracezering

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