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Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41132) - you deserved it (22201)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by anon - United States (Missouri)

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Minty fresh

#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 10:56am by mistertbawk420

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At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML

#3 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:00am by silvercamaro

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