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Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML


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On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

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A sane police officer would give him a ticket anyways for reckless driving.

#5 - On 06/05/2014 at 1:38am by rocker_chick23

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Some cops don't care if it's not their problem! Sorry OP I hope you and your car are alright!

#4 - On 06/05/2014 at 1:38am by drivingmissdaisy

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