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Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Most cases you can't.

#1 - On 06/01/2014 at 7:34pm by TheCrispyCat

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She needs to get over herself. You're not a pig for clogging the toilet. Everyone does that sometimes.

#3 - On 06/01/2014 at 7:35pm by mt631

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