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Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML
She needs to get over herself. You're not a pig for clogging the toilet. Everyone does that sometimes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015