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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80681) - you deserved it (4811)

On 03/04/2009 at 9:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

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aww, thats so mean D:

but how long were you two dating? maybe shes just not ready for marriage for example, if you only dated for 1 or 2 years. maybe its a good thing that you two wait, cause sometimes couples marry way too soon, when they're not ready.

#1 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:22am by LMFAOsabrina

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That hurts. Sorry man.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 6:34am by z_vet

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