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Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (3488)

On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...

#2 - On 05/31/2014 at 7:36pm by Wizardo

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Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....

#6 - On 05/31/2014 at 7:40pm by dingostacy

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