Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (48822) - you deserved it (4679)
On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)
dear god why's life also sucksToday, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor…
Banana_Lord also deserved itToday, I saw the script for the end of year assembly skit I'm forced to participate in.…
With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?
#3 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:37am by SharnaaaBanana
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+212 | 20
guess you could say it ended with a bang
#6 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:41am by PinkkyPek
+142 | 6
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