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Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47535) - you deserved it (4552)

On 05/26/2014 at 5:18pm - misc - by Birthday Surprise - United States (Georgia)

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With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?

#3 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:37am by SharnaaaBanana

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guess you could say it ended with a bang

#6 - On 05/27/2014 at 3:41am by PinkkyPek

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