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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML
Cardinal rule of dating: never take a dump at their house the first time you're there.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014