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Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22883) - you deserved it (50391)

On 05/24/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by groundedasfuck - United States (Alabama)

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Problem 1) Stupidly sneaking out
Problem 2) Stupidly setting up a weak rope ladder
Problem 3) Being an idiot

This brilliant plot was doomed from the start.

#6 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:17pm by DocBastard

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Hope you learned some kind of lesson from this, OP.

#1 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:16pm by HeyTherexxx

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