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Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40436) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/23/2014 at 8:09pm - misc - by ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - Ireland (Dublin)

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Dude that sucks. Sometimes you're just at the wrong place at the wrong time

#2 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:23am by nguido731

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That's pretty unlucky

#1 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:21am by energizerbunny23

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