Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 35
Which one of you was more pissed?
Indianboy9321 25
She?
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Comments (64)
scott1093 13
At least she cares...
Indianboy9321 25
She?
ComoEsJuan 24
At least?
yeahthatsmeee 10
Cares?
MrSassypants 33
Ellipsis?
jerryj 27
At?
olpally 32
Bacon?
Rallred32 20
#36 you killed it.
Demig0d6 14
Penis?
dohdohdoh 13
Where's the that's awesome button?
Dthsapprntc 23
#36 killed the bacon? Awesome. Now, if you would be so kind and share???
kristabelli 19
Wrong FML.
gshocker20 21
No my friend, you did.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Awkward, I'm curious to know how you handled this situation OP
gjikvtj 18
Way to get in the first comments bud
silvercamaro 22
Don't worry OP people are really stupid when they're drunk
Pleonasm 35
This just in: Intake of alcoholic beverages may cause loss of inhibition. That's it John, we'll make the front pages with this one.
silvercamaro 22
So you've never seen someone do something stupid when they were drunk? I don't really understand what's so hard to believe about what I said
silvercamaro 22
#17 yeah thanks I tend to post really ground breaking comments I'm just glad someone finally noticed how much thought I have to put into them
Pleonasm 35
Triumvirate is sarcastically implying that what you said is incredibly obvious, like saying that people are really wet when they're in water.
friedpwnadge 25
Once, when I was drunk, I laughed so hard that I fell backwards and took a recliner with my friend in it down with me.
thedevilspawn 21
Well, there's no time like the present
FrozenMusic 26
Woah correct me if I'm wrong, but a dude in a girl's bathroom?
Ashwathi 21
It must have been at a house party.
_u7m 10
Keep in mind that the guy was drunk.
vipirius 18
Maybe OP was in the men's bathroom?
Pleonasm 35
Which one of you was more pissed?
shutupmichaela 18
ah, humorous wordplay
BootheGhost 6
Id say the guy was more pissed. Tomorrow morning. During his hangover. All alone.
mattrd_fml 31
j would have been pissed.
norisorroz 28
Run while you still can, even if your pants are down.
Demig0d6 14
Running is not the only option
ThatPlankton 15
she could also waddle?
RedPillSucks 31
Hey. Thats how I met my first, second, and third wife.
markcallanan_ 20
Lock the door in future OP.