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Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38128) - you deserved it (3639)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Which one of you was more pissed?

#6 - On 05/10/2014 at 11:17am by Pleonasm

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Well, there's no time like the present

#4 - On 05/10/2014 at 11:17am by thedevilspawn

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