By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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garebear61 14

I am assuming since this is on Fml it wasn't a good time for you?

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Pleonasm 35

Yea, one time I said "Frozen cannelloni samba party!" when drunk. And goodness knows truer words had never been spoken.

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jsp16 24

Please don't tell me you accepted his love after that.

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Enslaved 36

"You're peeing and I need to pee? We have so much in common. This must be true love."

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rieebee 23

doesn't anyone remember what locks are for anymore?

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BAD2891 4

We need more details! Did this happen in a public restroom, your home? Was this "guy" someone you knew or a stranger? This qualifies as an FML the answers to these questions however determine just how much of an FML it actually is.

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sugarysofalof 22

Interesting how this sounds a lot like an FML I submitted a few days ago. Have you been moderating lately?

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Pleonasm 35

It's definitely a conspiracy to get to your legacy of amazing FML stories.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Hey baby now that I have you sitting down, I have something to tell you, I.... I love you!

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vlalam 24

May be he thought it could lead to something as the pants were already down... I think he got his priorities straight... Lol

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joshi42 16

maybe he was taking a piss out of you?

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