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Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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YDI. Total jerk move to say that to someone you don't know.

#1 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:17pm by Crysteria

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YDI. That's a pretty insensitive thing to say, considering you didn't know them and you didn't know the situation.

#2 - On 05/08/2014 at 6:18pm by cjwayy

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