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Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36164) - you deserved it (5186)

On 05/04/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by chrono19 - United States (Washington)

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That's actually a pretty good present. At least they didn't sell your stuff.

#6 - On 05/04/2014 at 10:49am by goodwithoutgods

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What did they say about your dildo?

#8 - On 05/04/2014 at 10:55am by PenguinBitch

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