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Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.

#1 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:19pm by Damarys

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crest white strips work miracles

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:20pm by rssffff08

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