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Today, my friend and I decided to wear a new red lipstick. The guy I like turned around, looked at her and said, "Red is a really interesting, sexy color. Pretty bold. Not bad." and he smiled. I waited, smiling also, only for him frown and say, "Your teeth are REALLY yellow." FML
Firstly, I think red is a really sexy color no matter the woman. But unfortunately, it's only magazine-pretty if you have fabulous white teeth.
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