Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42148) - you deserved it (7283)
On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States
Felicityfrank's life also sucksToday, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the…
cantprovenothing also deserved itToday, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink.…
"I just wanna bang on my drum all day!"
#1 - On 05/01/2014 at 5:02pm by Not_Impressed13
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+266 | 9
He just appreciates your assets.
#4 - On 05/01/2014 at 5:03pm by 95DeVille
+228 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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