Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML
by booty backfire / 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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"I just wanna bang on my drum all day!"
#1 - On 05/01/2014 at 5:02pm by Not_Impressed13
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He just appreciates your assets.
#4 - On 05/01/2014 at 5:03pm by 95DeVille
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