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Today, I waited two hours in line at college to select my classes. I finally got to the desk, only to be told I have to apply online before I can show up in person. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37206) - you deserved it (9380)

On 04/25/2014 at 6:59pm - misc - by firelava (woman) - United States (Texas)

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If college has taught me anything, it's that you always read the directions to everything.

#1 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:14pm by ticklewhizzer

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Goes online, *Site Down due to scheduled maintenance please go to campus to apply for classes*

#13 - On 04/25/2014 at 11:30pm by Soundslikeothers

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