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Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36669) - you deserved it (3037)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Angus)

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Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.

#8 - On 04/24/2014 at 4:44pm by lat1404

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That's sick! No pun intended.

#6 - On 04/24/2014 at 4:44pm by Pinkraincoat

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