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Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37835) - you deserved it (4802)

On 04/14/2014 at 7:43pm - misc - by stupidcunt (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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I would say call the police, but....

#3 - On 04/15/2014 at 1:24am by larrena2377

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If only bikes had plates to report

#6 - On 04/15/2014 at 1:27am by worldclassrager

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