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Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML


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On 04/11/2014 at 12:38pm - misc - by Cuntlette (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Can you talk to your mother about it? Erratic behavior can sometimes be a hint that there's a medical issue. Mid-life crisis is usually when men buy a sports car and start dating young women.

#4 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:57pm by Sagan928

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I thought midlife crisis stuff was supposed to be fun, like fast cars and 23 year old co-eds, not taking up smoking and muttering like a crazy old man. Maybe he needs lessons.

#5 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:59pm by rhysfucker

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