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Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38828) - you deserved it (5413)

On 04/11/2014 at 9:48am - misc - by brodinn (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Take a taxi.

#1 - On 04/11/2014 at 11:31am by Le_Doctor

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If you're the kind of person who drinks even though you know your friends are depending on you as a DD, maybe you deserve to get tasered a little bit.

#7 - On 04/11/2014 at 11:35am by morella_xx

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